Need you like water in my lungs...
pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

pussybow:

on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?

white people: im not racist i have a black iPhone
I tried to smoke pot for the first time when I was 14. Figured I could sneak a few puffs off my big sister’s little glass piece. Stuck it in my mouth trying to figure out which end I was supposed to smoke from. Tasted peculiar. Plus, I just couldn’t get how to work the thing. Eventually, I discovered that these smoking devices typically have a little indentation where the marijauna is supposed to go as well as a pathway inside of it which allows you to inhale the smoke. Glass buttplugs don’t have either of these, which is an important distinction.
Gold in the reddit comments section. (via brispyedges)
p33p:

did you chop down this tree?

p33p:

did you chop down this tree?

Gettin ready for that workflow. #cashmoney #regis #stylist #fancy   #hashtag

Gettin ready for that workflow. #cashmoney #regis #stylist #fancy #hashtag

shitshilarious:

Punk Rock died when S Club 7 split up

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

I mean, Mom’s here… but, I’m just not sure if Mom’s “here.”